why is everyone called what they are called?

Of course...we can all have a go.

You'll have to bring your own saw tho...I'm bringing an industrial electric one! Cool eh?!

fook u's im not coming to promise then if people are going to promise if people are going to try and saw me in half with fookin industrial electric saws and stuff!!

lol! aww lee we love ya really that is when you're not downing pints and picking fights with smart e.

i promise i won't saw you in half can't speak for che tho and i know he had his heart set on it!

oh and i got an interview tomorrow mate i might finally get a propper job!

My name is James But when i was a wee nipper (middle School) some people started to call me bouze nad from then on i have kept it!!!!

paul wtf!! the job u ave is a class job!! i would love it!! but naa good luck m8y!!

u mean u were just joking? feck! i found a nice rusty saw in the shed aswell! nevermind, eh?

eh?

my mam and dad are a king and queen?

y do you lot just make up silly names for yourselves?

do you think i am just some strange lil girl with delusions of grandeur?

PRINCESS JANE!!