Which porn star are you?

i may very well be thick.. but im gonna be using a puter after i get out of uni.. so i will have spellcheck.. u will onlee have ur dole cheque.

Take the thorns off first, unless you're Jeff and into that type of thing!

ure still ugly tho.

but sooooo true Rachel awwwwww bless

yeah baby!!

*turns round to partner*

"hunny im felling a bit throny"

partner - "ure horny, well im doing you as hard as i can"

"no, i said im feeling a bit thorny, can i take this rose out my mouth yet?"

hahahahahahaha!

and ur still unemployable.. soon to be on the streets

oh god.

lol!

"Gay/Lesbian movie! You love fooling around with the same sex, so it's no surprise you'll be starring in a gay porn flick. We all know you "swing that way"..."

SHUT IT! *v.confused*

hehe!! aaww im not that sweet n innocent y'know dont be decieved hehe!! but i s'pose i wudnt star in a porno though well not one that other ppl could get hold of n stuff!!
and jeff that comment bout ma mouth is awful!!! it reeli aint that big hehe!! xxxx

we could always borrow kerrys camcorder

for a good price - yes, you could!

ah well in that case............ i can get me hands on a camera, I'll pop round 2nite......... Promise I wont show anyone, cross me heart and hope to die

fuck off i got there first

rachel, we could work together here you know, make a bit of £££, ive got the camera and you've got the rest, we'd make a great team im sure!!

and our first customers are.....jeff and si!

hehehe!! yeah thats what they all say....!! xxx

yup its a deal kerry ma dear haha!! when shall we begin...??!! xxx

well all i need to do is pop round with my camera, you can do the rest, lol, so in ure own time

hehehe!!! i'll ask hailz n dave if they wanna participate too im sure hayley will be up 4 it!! xxx