trainers

Drugs are good, mmkay

naughty naughty ull get spanked 4that !!

* the views expressed by jackanory may not be correct at time of going to press. Or something like that. Don't do it kids

can you imagine shopping you tho

woman - what service
ian - police
daft bint - ill put you through
ian - ok
another daft bint - police
ian yeah i'd like to shop jackanory
woman - your having a laugh,


it just wouldnt work

i could tell a great story tho

its not the one about blah blah blah


seriously tho, what is it brother

Not literally, i get jackanory cos my second name is Storey. Been with me since junior school

ok dude

are you a 45 yr old indoor football team player?