Porn Star or My Little Pony

10/12

Dam you!! I was winning too, you either watch too much porn (is that possible) or you have a fetish for 80's girls toys, which is then???????

It may be a mix of both...

To paraphrase 'Friends', if you had ponies in your left hand and porn in your right... I'd say "put your hands together"...

... whoa! early teens flashback...

Pony porn?

Ur just sick!

people are actually into that i saw it on Euro Trash (where else ) and men get women to "dress" as horses and then ride about on them, they can get hooves and a special tail that "plugs" into their bum for that true to life pony effect.


Ewwwwwwwwwww gross.

U don't own a horse outfit then?

Why thank you
I've seen some disturbing things in my time.. probably best leave some of thsoe stones unturned.. I remember Euro Trash :clap: opened up a whole new world

I think Euro Trash opened up most teenagers eyes, Mr Penguin (interested lee?) those two really scary gay naked cleaners, lolo pops (RIP ) and a few other memorable moments. God Blees Chanel 4

@ Lee, we've discussed this, nurse, school girl, leather but no pony outfit

Is it like a blue peter badge?

Surprise me.

Yes, as in well done have a blue peter/ chufty badge.

Well done you, have a chufty badge

Peepee and Poopoo. Legends.
I'm haunted by the story of the Japanese masturbation cup which the inventor told us came about out of an 'encounter' with a Pot Noodle... !

Yes i've seen one of those my mate bought her fella one back from Japan, inside it's made of this semi solidish pink goo and if you pull the ring pull the gas inside it heats it up "for that realistic feeling" :sick: and you can get one's you "can break in" :sick:

Also in Japan you can buy used knickers from vending mahcines, ming

*watches Geordie lee run and buy a plane ticket *
love you relaly hun

Im going nowhere!

Have you hotmailed me yet with that pic? *winces in horror at the realiastion you now know what i look like*

Yep.

And u look fine! Stop fishing missy!

just had a look (thanks for sending it)

NO WAY IS THAT GOING ON THE BOARD!!!!!

I have since lost about a stone and a half to a bridesmaid for me best mate in Aug and my hair is different. The guy in the pic is some random bar man who took a shine to me and said he wanted to take me home, he didn't but i had my pic took with him instead.

Cringe. how drunk am i on it :beer: :beer:

Its fine. Stop worrying.

it may look fine but it's still not going on here. no way hose.
that scary looking bar man may scare the younger board members.

So now you no what i look like.

Never said I was putting it on here, just saying u look very nice on it.