Pet@r or however you spell it

no but it does because of my dad u muppet

was it a bird? a proper dawrf lass came up to me and went ooohhhh aren't they great, then i went nah they're fucking shit and walked out

Aye it was a bid and she went upto about my chest. which compared to me is very fucking small

tbh there's not that much differance in our height

aye when you're laid down.

and chris, the man who slagged them off to shit ended up being their biggest fan only a couple of months later

I saw the light.