How many times a week do u..

Its a bastardo shaving. Basically shave when i can be arsed

Still need 2 show you the Bastardo foto!

same here - i always cut my leggs

Wimp!

There's nowt like the 'fear factor'...

I keep a spare mach 3 for shaving 'elsewhere', and someone kept borrowing it in my last house!

Am not like that anymore :angel:

Probs will be at promise though. Like the good old days.

Yeah but i wanna have kids and i don't trust myself

I'm after the Tesco Value vasectomy!

Could always get a whore to nibble on ya balls and have a quick bite to do the job.

Atleast there's some pleasure there for ya.

i'm a very good girl these day...don't bite bums or anything! :angel2:

mite b a bit naughty at promise tho...for old times sake!

S'alright, I think the syphillis I caught off the last one is doing the job nicely

I teach my pupils so well!

Be as naughty as ya like but please don't bite my bum it hurt last time.

Although a spanking wont go a miss

every other day innit!

i promise...i ain't done that for so long! :angel2:

told ya, i'm reformed!

if ya ask nice enough & buy me a drink i'll spank u all u want!

Well atleast you know what ya have so you can get it treated.

Hmmmm vodka for a spanking. I think i could manage that.

Treated!?!? No way - I'm building up my collection!

btw - do you know any girls with cold sores?

sweet!

My sister but it'll cost ya. 50p and a twix?

36p and a Sherbet Fountain.

The sherbet fountain would of done but i'll take the 36p too as a tip

Here's apic to get ya juice's flowing