Has anyone ever been arrested?

My mate G got done for a classic


he went out in Whitley and got pissed, got the Metro from Whitley to Shields but fell asleep and ended up at St James. Got the Metro back to the coast but fell asleep and ended up at the airport. Got the metro back to the coast but fell asleep again and woke up at Wallsend.

That was the last Metro so he went and found a phone box to ring his mum to come pick him up. Put his last 10p in the phone which then swallowed his money..at this point he lost his rag and kicked the phone box, at the exact same time a bizzie car was driving past. He got lifted for criminal damage and spent the night in the cells

we were driving thru bensham in the car and started throwing eggs at the jews!! then one jew jumped in his car and chased us all over gateshead, but my mate driving got dun 4 speeding the night b4 so he never one exceeded the lnited... it was a 30mph car chase fucking dead funny like but....

the jews grassed to the police and we got arrested the next day for "provoking racailly aggrevated hatred" hahaha

was about to go on me lunch but think i'll hang back to see Yosef's reaction to this one!!!

the calm before the storm...

i take it my story might upset sum1? am i right? i am not glorifying the "racist" aspect!!!! i am the least racist person i know - i wasnt JUST throwing eggs at jews was throwing them at evryone lol... but it a jew who chased us... more unfortunate than racist!

have a read of your first post, it sounds like you were going out egging jews to me.

ah well fuck it i was only a kid at the time! lol an evening in the cells sharp fucking put a stop to that little game am telling ya!!!

haha i remember that, i was unfortunately not there tho! llol

No, you're not racist.

Whats funny about this story? You're a scruffy little cunt that was chucking eggs at people a couple of years ago... Why would you come on here brag about being a racist cunt?

do i detect a hint of sarcasm there joe?

your only 20/21 now.... its not like it was 10 years ago.

oodles of sarcasm ness

If a little cunt threw an egg at me they would get the beating of their life

Id poach the cunts

i got egged the other night off my lass and my sister after i up ended a game of trivial pursuit after they were cheating

Fucking crease.