Happy BJ and Steak day

that'd carck me up if someone said that to me!!

a friend of mines old school mate(bit off the subject but funny) ha a fling with some lad once who asked her to turn round when they were having sex as he didn't fancy looking at her face much!!!

That guy has balls!!

Refer to a previous post of mine to see what would happen if I utter those words..

Ps.. must be a looker if the guy fancied looking at her arse more than her face

you'd be proper gutted if that was you but as it's not

Lmao!!!!
what a comedy word!!

I blimmin hope not!!!!that'd be the worst thing in the world, continual dry spell....

a trip to anne summers & boots would help fix it...well mechanically anyways

i know i was in stitches but realised it's not that funny really but couldn't help laughing!!

anne summers is the badger for sorting things like that, especially if you were unlucky enough in older years to be having a drought!

What a comical word to use in this context.. !!

well best way to describe it i suppose with out getting graphic etc!!

that & you can't afford "escorts"

ill bring the steak

i had a steak yesterday and a blowjob last weekend!

does that count?

I wondered what took you so long in the celler with Barry the glass collector

wrong!

Ruth Hunny. Just cause i've never romantasised you there's no need to be bitter.

And I am romantic. I just use this sexist pig guise to stop people getting close as i don't want to get hurt.

Either that or i am just some macho pig.

i'm anything but bitter poppet

it is tho :fart:

if someone said that to me...he probs would b becoming a woman now

yeh same!! Mrs Bobbit the second!