Someone from jimmys work has put this on ebay! Hi I'm AL, you may be aware of the growing trend of companies taking our call centre jobs to India. Yes, i understand we get paid more money than our brothers and sisters from across the ocean, and yes i am aware that a lot of the people in India call centre operations are qualified micro bioligists and doctors and nuclear physicists, but please remember i have one redeeming feature: i can speak and understand English, something that has taken years of being English to get to grips with, so please invest in my future and buy British. Also i do not know how on earth i will be expected to drive to Dehli on a morning from the picturesque town of Chester Le Street in north east England, as the last time i checked it wasnt in my local A-Z. Take up this once in a lifetime opportunity to have your very own call centre advisor because they're going fast and wont be here much longer. (this is not a sale for you to actualy own me that would be silly)