Ha ha Britney been beat at no 1

mmmm, older women with PERFECT arses

shes small enough that i wouldnt have to stand on my tippy toes when im bending the dirty cow over, quality me thinks

good luck then mate!

i started my infection list with thrush, a dirty bird from sunderland, i felt used in the morning tho, she just fukked off and left like, result

'Bird In My Pocket' TM , great for a throwabout

Scum!

eeeeeeehh, ah remember when I got me first durse, a nasty bout of syphilis, from a 56 year old prostitute. I didn't knaa ah could catch syphilis on me face like...

excactly

sorry 4 insulting a bird that gave me thrush, that happened 2 come from sunderland like, sorry like

what were u think of lol 56 yr old

Ye should knaa not to pick up mackems - ye divvn't knaa where they've been

At 3s 6d was cheap in mah day

yeah put her down you dont know where she been.

mmmmm well we do now hehe

Should always give and receive... Crabs should be for life, not just for Christmas

class. an advert promoting crabs, fukkin class

sounds a bit dodgy

dodgy crabs, grab 'em while they're warm, only £1.40 a dozen, 'ere you go luv, still swimming in the dodgy juice they are...

goodaftermorning jizz

I threads about pop, they give me an excuse to put pictures like this up:

and this: