Funnies thing you've seen whilst clubbing

ive seen this numpty, got me photo taken with him last year in the Q at gatecrasher NEC, he gave me a peice of his lego, my god whatta state he looked...hes about 30ish or older aswell!! xx

how rude!!!??? lol.....he musta been spangeled or desperate?? xx

Seen this fat lass sucking this lad off in the hanger once, while his mate was playing with her tits!!.....dunno if i'd call it funny though, more surreal.

i feel sick, bluurrrghhhm, in public aswell!!!

lol xx

Just a filthy bastard if i'am honest lol

This man is a true legend in his own right. Nearly shit myself when he walked past me at Sundissential, I think bigdave and co managed to get thier picture taken with him

reverb was good.... as long as it lasted...

hahaha - would have attracted lots of the local lads in space with that with you though.

toyboy...

the fucker beat me at snakes and ladders... gutted.

i know, i was so young and naive back then!

i was much er & streetwise the year after though.

on a similar vein, at one of the Arena events last yeat, the 5th birthday i think, on the seating around the edge, some rank slapper with a short skirt on getting fingered and snogging mr burberry no.1 while his mate mr burberry no.2 sat on the other side of her and started 'tickling her man in the boat' too. her legs were on the seats in front, legs a kimbo giving the lower 3 or 4 rows a right go look at her ragman's coat.

cheer class.

sometimes theres just no need, get a fooking room, huh!? xx

confuzzled : is this the numpty u mean, only pic i could find

fair enough, people have urges - BUT don't show yer mot to the 7,500 other people there.......

i'm off to vote YES in the 'bring back the death penalty' poll....

theres even worse pics of him but i cant find them

*falls off seat*

yeah dats my man.

Theres a pic of him with an Elephant mask on, that has even more comedy milage
What a cunt!

a pikey getting twatted in the balls by a woman steward at global this year for climbing onto the roof of one of the tents

'wen ee gets im gonna smack im just for bein a little cunt'

top marks

funny things: a guy ironing everybody who walked past with a toy iron at the tidy christmas party

a guy with a whole plastic kiddies teaset laid out in front of him at sundiss north

me falling out of the taxi in front of the entire queue (which went round the corner) at stonelove and making myself bleed. everyone laughed.

captain rik at crasher/ gkgg - so shiny!