Do you have a (genuine) question for

if you think matching beats and playing daft records makes a good dj then


why bother?

I know a good DJ when I hear one. I wouldnt have booked him to play at our festival, nor would I be promoting him on our site if he wasnt wicked.

Ladies and gentlemen here we have a complete nonce whom clearly knows jack all about mixing and technical ability :laugh:

if your such a big shot dj and promoter how do you get things done when you are on here all day talking crap?

Incase you havent noticed said clubs are only open at the weekends I have all the time in the world to do whatever I choose during the weeks

ill say it again rephrased


theres more to dj ing than technical ability

look at q bert

can scratch like fuck and put you to shame, but couldt really dance to what he does

i thought promoting a festival would be a very time consuming full time job?

theres more to music than dancing... wide boy.

Hahahahahahahahahaha thats piss funny!!!!

Yeah you're right, DJs dont need any technical ability I mean take cheese DJs they dont mix at all

Idiot *sniggers*

Thats not the argument

its about whether hes a good dj or not


and like it or not Jospeh DJs are there to make people dance

why are you laughing at that


you need to be technical and have good crowd reading skillz (and tunes to back it up)

something my dad taught me...except he is a shit dj too

I was pissing myself laughing at you flat out saying its not about technical ability :laugh: Im embarrassed for you tbh!

There are DJs to suit everyones tastes, just because you dont like Maitland it does not mean he's shit. By the sounds of things you need to head down to the bigg market, Im sure you'll find one to suit down there

playing a beat with a hoover noise in is good is it?

Loving it

he knows hes shit and he finds it funny as fuck that hes doing so well out of being shit lolololololol Wait till you see his pic in the Mixmag Future Hero's as a Electro DJ my oh my YOUR GOING TO HATE HIM EVEN MORE

Who said anything about hoovers?! And the latest skitzo on the Promise board is - dantaurus :laugh:

No your quite mistaken about my tastes

If I said bugs in the attik

Phil Asher/restless soul

would you know what that is without having to google it?

I listened to stuff on energy uk

it has got hoovers in hannah

I never said it would


I just wanted to know if yous knew about different forms of music rather than branding me a cheese liker

You're crackers son Was it actually a track of Marks?

Well you want a DJ with no techincal ability that just cheers the crowd along - you described cheese DJs