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  1. Mr. Revel

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    just pull out and cum on her face.

    no need for condoms.

    problem solved.
  2. batfink

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    girls love it in their hair, it;s good for it.
    fact.
  3. Ruth

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    :tut: :lecture: :tut: :lecture:

    doesn't work...thats why catholic families that use the withdrawl method have so many kids.... doesn't work most of the time cos little bits creep out b4 u actually shoot the load! :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    liam, you are so right....u should also rub it in cos we really love it when u do that! :king:
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    :eek: :eek:

    Filthy girl. :lol:
  5. Glitter Angel

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    at kwick save :eek:
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    Learn from "the hunter" and always finish intercourse with a tit wank and a shot in the face.
  7. charley6969

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    most definately agree with that one jambon
  8. Jon Mack

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    comfortably numb !
    :up:
  9. Smog

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    Wipe it on the curtains :up:
  10. Jon Mack

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    comfortably numb !
    I found a spunk rag ie one of my socks my lass used last week to tidy herself up....

    found it yeaterday :lol: it stands up on it's own :lol:
  11. Smog

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    :lol:

    Leave it for a few months... might turn into a house pet :D
  12. martins snootay

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    having a 'promoter' moment there liam? ;)
  13. Jon Mack

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    comfortably numb !
    was stuck to the carpet under my bed :lol:
  14. Smog

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    Nice... "snail trails" :lol:


    :lol: @ tom aka the snoootay :up:
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    minging :lol:
  16. Jason Bourne

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    Quality :lol: :lol:

    Found out some mingin facts about spunk the other week.. my lass had to go through more advanced sex ed lessons at uni....

    Some of the stuff she learned freaked me out..
  17. Ruth

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    do share it with us! :D
  18. Jason Bourne

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    Woman have the ability to become immune to the affect of spunk..

    So if ur lass is on the pill or some other form of contreception and u er.. shoot inside then she will begin to build up immunity to it (obviously this will take ages)

    Also spunk will clot up inside her and will be flushed into her blood stream and eventually will sweat outta her skin.. :eek:

    Theres more than that but I can't remember all of it..

    Shall ask her bout it though..
  19. Jon Mack

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    comfortably numb !
    it's good for women's skin FACT :up:

    what more of an excuse do you need, you have her best interests @ heart :D
  20. Ruth

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    shame...if u start sweating it then theres no need to rub it in! :(

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