Board couples

My former bloke uses the board as a means of finding out ny whereabouts, along with getting into my personal email account, and 'popping into' my mams.

IMO contacting my PA and getting a weekly print off of my diary would be far more time efficient.

Jeff ??

The very same..

'Hello Princess Towers, Princess Jane's PA speaking? Village fete on Weds? Yes...yes..I'll just check her diary *snnniiffffffff* Errrr??? MMMMUuuuuhhhh??! NNeeerrrRR?'

*does the dance of the plastic axe*

LOL

Have you seen that?

'rrrraaaahhhhh'

that was the funniest thing ever! The can of Guinesss ended up in Stella's litter tray, someone drank it eventually I think.

iv seen it

funny as fuk

I would pay Jeff to peform the dance of raaahh and plastic axe @ my wedding, I really would...

'The Buffet is now open, 'special' canapes for Mr Charlton'

Jeff

Jeff is a leg-end indeed, I have been proud to be his co-habitee for the last ??four years, many a happy night spent battered in front of The Bill, Wife Swap, The Royal etc.

Plus the xx amount of people who come up to me in Promise - 'Is Jeff not hot with that hat on?'

FFFkkikin ask him then?!!

u r his keeper

when I get wed I am going to have a Jeff flat built, or convert my garage, I couldn't bear to see him released back into the wild.

Until he finds a suitable mate of course, then he can bring his cubs back to see me..


(think I'm taking the 'Born Free' metaphor too far here?)

Little Jeff's though?!!


With little teeny tiny duts, and little baby bongs, supping Stella from their bottles and doing the 'fists aloft Saturday trance' dance.

NSPCC would have a field day but Oh! The Afterparty fun>.

Moi

My rabbit doesnt even have hands, never mind the ability to type.

But i love him

Me

Best way eh Bri? With that yellow dress piccy floating about.

too bloody right haha!!

i wud be ruined