Being single

I think it can depend on ur age about whether u wanna be single or not...

Not saying you's are all old...:angel2:

Relationships certainly have there ups and downs, but when something is definately not working you have to get out fast personally...

Sometimes easier said than done though.

Yeh... i can see it now..

*god* 'right, i have designed a flawless work of art, the human body'

*lackey* 'it's a bit boring mind'

*god* 'true. tell you what we'll give it an exhaust and make it produce occasional humorous outbursts'

*quack*

bonza.

One of my mates recently told me he has NEVER farted in front of his bird of fours years EVER.

"Its all about resepct isnt it"

:wtf:

did he live with her??



he must've been constantly clenching!

Respect my arse, he's obviously not too comfortable with her if he can't even fart in front of her, at first it might be a bit awkward, but he can't NEVER fart in front of her, what about after a curry or something?!?!

i hate being single

i wish ness would stop farting

he is like some kind of smelly tramp i picked up from the bin.


but then again, i *pumped* the other day. it was mad. it just came out, i didnt mean it to, but it smelled of strawberrys and cream.

honest :angel2:

thats what i thought, i found it REALLY strange

Me and Rach never farted in front of each other for about a year! But she let rip one night, and I thought, fuck that, it's war!!!

you know its love when you fart in bed then shove her head under the covers

took me a good few months before i farted infront of either of my serious girlfriends...both of them found farts humourous aswell so i had been giving myself a bad stomach for nothing

I would just do it anyways in the same way that id cain the toilet if me back needed to be dropped.

Fuck waiting or hiding.

You fucking stink tho :sick:

It's just circumstances that tend to turn things sour, if you like them that much you will make efforts to make things right again.

If not still remain friends, best way to go I would say. I'm still m8's with loads of my x's

Age has nothing to do with it.

age aint nothing but a number. :cyber:

Have you noticed though if ya wit a bird and SHE farts and there is no-one else aboot she'll say straight away "it wasn't me"