bad romance situation n its valentines day tomoro!!

smart e, you can help me with my sex life, cause it's been on a low for far too long now !

I'm not one of your groupies your not getting a freebie... £35 upfront!!!!!

I will happily pay £35 or more if you sort my sex life out!!

i don't have any groupies !

Can I be a Tulip groupie?!

HAPPY valentines day!!! lol

such a joyfull day martskitchen hope u get ur lil problem sorted!!
Cyberdog just play the field like we were saying tis the best way!!

lol

As Smart-E said mate " Who dares wins" . So u might aswell!!!

And CYBERDOG thats disgusting. We dont need to know what u do in ur free time

(Me finks ill do the same)


Just wanna say "HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERY1" Hope uv all got lovely peeps to b with. I'll just sit at home with my lollies to keep me company!! At least they will neva leave me!!! Well unless Fu Fu eats them all

P.S. Any single sexy women out there?? Im a nice guy HONEST

Aww!
But lollys r the bestest company
They're very faithful except when I'm about! (then they mysteriously vanish )
Who needs lurve!


lmao

I fink we should have a lolly munching championship!
Yay!
I'll win tho!

MMMM kinda strange getin lurve from a lolly?? Isnt it ??


The Promise Lolly Munching Championships

Entry fee: All ur lollies ( Cos i aint bloody suppling them)
Rules: There are no rules (Fisticuffs are allowed)
Prize: ERM Duuuuuhhhh Its bloody lollies innit

Winner: DEXTA (not Fu Fu)

fkin hell listen you lot getting all Tricia on us!

this Valentine's Day I will be mostly helping the aged hehehehe, and I have it on good authority that snarf is doing something luvverly and romantic for mrs.snarf!

Lollys r a stimulating & constant supply of lurve!!!


ok so I'm getting a tad carried away...


But seriously...I will reign supreme as the ultimate lolly muncher!
Sorry my lil scottish friend but u might as well throw in the towel now!!

mwahahahahahahaha

Why does that not surprise me?

i think its sweet that the furry auburn one has such romantic depths

i wanted to go to the hardcore night at the arts centre but grandpa refused - any offers for royal escorts?

The thought of all those valentineless slappers desperatly scouring the streets of newcastle for a valentines shag is too scary Jane.... Only very brave blokes would even attempt going out tonight...

im gonna stay in with grandpa and a pair of handcuffs - the older generation have very cliched ideas when it comes to sexual deviance - does anyone have some stockings and suspenders i could borrow - glitter angel perchance?

Rite its a duel then!!!! To the DEATH!!! (or till some1 is sick)
U better get practising cos ur talkin to a pro here. I take no prisoners!!!!!!

muhhhhaaaaaaaaa (even more evil laugh than FuFu's)

LMFAO!!!

Prepare to die!!!!!!
Nobody can stomach as many lollys as me!!!


I'll wipe the floor wiv u boy!

*cackles the most evil laugh EVA!!!*
(it can't b beaten DEXTAdude so don't even try! HA!)

Gosh I can sound really nasty when I want 2!

hahahahahahahaha

thats one funny word.

innit!!!

lol

I love it!!!
& Golly (another fav word!)

golly gosh,

we are posh!

ahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhaahh