After Sex

so what's a red blooded male supposed to do with "Morning Glory" you other half wont entertain you go to the bog to sort yourself out and you get a bollocking

it's a no win situation.

Is there any reason to the strange phenomenon of Morning Glory

what's that all about ?

:wtf:

I like it whenever, but perfer it at night cause it get's me to sleep straight away! Sometimes I think I have a problem cause I want it that much, it can lead to arguments sometimes!! I'm just a hot blooded male though, I can't help it!

After sex I like to have a drink of juice, or even a callipo, plus a little cuddle, but it's always too hot!!

And we get wrong for it!!!

yeah me to, but not that often

I don't even dare ask for it on a morning, it just isn't worth it. Weekends are ok though!

word, it's hardly our fault. If the girl really loved you she would let you deal with the situation in your own way. as opposed to getting told to fuck off cos she's got a headache or she's on

I hardly see much of my lass, she lives fucking miles away. I can get it any time of the day if I put the work in

I don't even mind blood. Just got to put a cover down on the bed first!! I have adain (spl?) extra, they can't say jack to that!!

I am not even allowed to give Rach a cuddle before I leave for work, even though she gets up like 5 mins after me!!!

if only my missus would do her fucking homework instead of her nails I would be fine and no longer suffer.

It's a shame women don't have that. We could shag them when they are asleep and they would absolutley love it!!

My missus is VERY FRAGILE after a heavy weekend on the Gary Abbletts can't even talk to her never mind touch her.

she's plain :evil:

yeah man done that a few times, woke up thinking I was an extra from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

I am so horny the morning after a night out. I need it at least twice before we get to sleep!!

It's not nice, but mostly worth it!

Pah fucking women

saying that I'm almost single anyway, have to go through the whole getting to know you shit with a new one no doubt

11 times in 12 hours was my personal best, but I was Viagra powered :angel2:

made an impression to say the least

But the sex at the start is the best. TBF though mine is just getting better atm!

it can get boring I suppose, I don't really suffer from that as I only see her every few weeks or so.

PMSL such a way with words