11 times in 12 hours was my personal best, but I was Viagra powered :D :angel2: made an impression to say the least
Pah fucking women :cry: saying that I'm almost single anyway, have to go through the whole getting to know you shit with a new one no doubt...
yeah man done that a few times, woke up thinking I was an extra from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre :lol:
My missus is VERY FRAGILE after a heavy weekend on the Gary Abbletts :cry: can't even talk to her never mind touch her. she's plain :evil:
if only my missus would do her fucking homework instead of her nails I would be fine and no longer suffer. :lol:
oh the joys of a video phone :king: that is all ;)
I hardly see much of my lass, she lives fucking miles away. I can get it any time of the day if I put the work in :)
word, it's hardly our fault. If the girl really loved you she would let you deal with the situation in your own way. as opposed to getting told to...
:lol: yeah me to, but not that often
so what's a red blooded male supposed to do with "Morning Glory" you other half wont entertain you :( go to the bog to sort yourself out and you...
YKTS :king: ;) :lol:
wasn't released, was uploaded by some bitter x apparently.
:lol: good response :king: nah just page 3 girls ;)
I always get told to fuck off first thing in the morning :( must be a woman thing. Must be because I normally stink of Brown Ale and fags :lol:
I´ve been the one to party until the end lookin' for the afterparty to begin I'm going down to lalaland I hope to see you soon in lalaland...
you old enough to be having sex ?
Good evening parents, tonight I gonna take you on a tour, Club Bad where all the bad kiddy’s go, try to leave there body’s, by various means of...
:lol:
why ?
Morning - Noon and Night :D
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