I'm still picturing walve sitting in the police station with his face sliding off :lol:
:fart:
HAHAHAHHA mint!!!!!!!!
I can smell piza, must be that slice stuck to the side of my face :p
He was'nt the waiter was he lol You'l like the special, but not alot :lol:
she disapears faster than you lol think I'll be lookin for a new debbie magee now like after last night!
paul daniels or miller :lol:
:lol: im gonna start calling you paul fookin daniels, u turn round and poooooooof ya gone lol
quality night out mate........................ :drunk:
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Is it fany dress or just the usual thongs and slippers ????????????
There was a young girl from Kilkenny Whose usual charge was a penny For half of that sum You could roger her bum A source of amusement to many
The sea captain's tender young bride fell into the bay at low tide, You could tell by her squeals, that some of the eels had discovered a good...
I hate cucumber....... Theres one thing its good for and thats getting your lass to use it as a ????? :wink:
Cant remember it was that bloody long ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:
Awwwwwwwwww what time you picking me up :lol:
deffinatley the way forward !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat night defo out for 1 or 2 or 3 possibly 4 maybe's 5 drinks for micks b'day. :drunk: keep missy away from me though, she fookin decked me...
and you say you were paying for it all day, I'd be over the moon if my mam done that :lol:
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