eve >>In the beginning God created Eve and she had 3 breasts. After three >>weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things, Eve?"...
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cough medicine >>The Pharmacist walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a >>wall. >> >>He asks the Clerk "Whats wrong with the guy...
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genie / cannibals A man, an ostrich & a cat walk into a bar and..... The bar tender says, "What would you like Sir?" The man says, "I'll have a...
pope > On a tour of England, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the > Lancashire coast. His 4x4 Pope-Mobile was driving along the...
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princess's problem The Princess's Problem Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess....
French Joke Why are the English better lovers than the French? Because they can stay on top for 90 minutes and still come second ! :lol:...
Happy Gardening > A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with > a see through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched...
Euro 2004 >>A man had great tickets for the Euro 2004 final. As he sits down, >>another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the...
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grand parents Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. He...
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Salesman A young guy from Saskatchewan moves to Alberta and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job....
bread roll A man went into an urologist and told him he as having a problem, he was unable to get his p*nis erect. The doctor checked him out...
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irish Two Irishmen in London whilst looking for work were strolling down Oxford Street. After walking for a few minutes, Paddy turns to Murphy...
blond >Lorry driver driving through Essex. Stops at a red light, and a car >pulls up behind him, the door opens and a blonde woman gets out,...
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