you just get a nice warm feeling with them on and Rob, you can sell soiled thongs for much more than clean ones, big trade for em on certain...
cats are lush, and EVIL! They go from :) to :evil: :evil: :evil: in an instant! Watch them hunting and killing anything, and see if they are...
ha ha, I thought Dave's reply was different last time i looked! Naughty! :chill: :chill: :chill: :chill: :chill: :chill:
Andy, you're a fat sleaze! :monkey:
Go on Phil mate, say what you fucking think! damocles, Steve Lawler is on at Shindig on 14th of sept. He was on a few weeks back too, and...
Push - Legacy, always be mine n Steve's tune! I got Sir Guy to drop it 'one-more-tune' for Steve, and he'd fucked off early for a shag!
can i just have 5 mins pls?
Lads, if you're ever getting wrong off your bitch, just casually say... "you look really pretty today!" Works every time, if not...
Kerry didn't ask tho, Jeff just started calling her fat as soon as she woke up! And you aint fat Kerry, not at all, not in the slightest, you...
Re: Getting excited already! smiling? fuck off!
Eye Candy Phil mentioned this on Sun, and I noticed it a few weeks ago at Si's, all the babes we know are fucking lush! How lucky are we?...
the WORST phrase to hear is easily "Open up, it's the pigs!" Any phrase with some of the following words in is usually good... moist,...
lol! :D
You don't wanna know Ness, it's a silly time, about as funny as Marty's scarecrow joke, which Glitter STILL doesn't understand!!! Blonde year olds!
BOFH is funny as fuck, but only for propellor-heeds! Rob, I'll send you a link the writers home page, some good stuff there funniest site...
like Duncan you mean?
bless, Sir Guy does like his Charva Choons at times, but nowt wrong with that, just ask Phil!
strip-snap?
Dunno bout you Andy, but I've been spending a lot of time with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters (and I'm not even gonna mention...
the only way to be, when no-one wants ya :cry:
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