am I the only one who's never had a stalker? what is wrong with me? :(
it just shows how well Promise is doing - improving all the time while it seems everyone else is on the decline! Fuck, imagine how gutted you'd...
I'd be a great porn star, bit ugly, but I could be a stunt-double, just for close-ups mind! :p
hey mate, is it your birthday!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR MICK!:king: I know just what you'd like! :chill:
you have got to be fucking joking!
Re: Re: Young(ish) free and single again quality attitude, any fancy i night there soon?
true, never had a bad shag!
what was what like?
heart-breakers, and they don't even care
tricky one... sometimes it means chase me, sometimes it means fuck off... If she does it twice it probably means different things both times, if...
snakes with fuckin tits
mind?
Watership Down is quite happy I thought. Try Grapes of Wrath, it''ll rip your soul out and spit on it. Nothing good happens at all, just shit,...
TIP : You'll be able to put them closer to your heart if you take them out of your knickers I'm pretty sure Mr Dalek will sign as many pics as...
ugggg, ear wigs! They are fucking gross:o I had one crawl out of a peach once, was well puke. I was eating the peach at the time, and the evil...
nobody thinks i'm good-looking cunts
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