i knew a babe who had a thing for teeth, nice big white ones - she'd love to lick 'em! Jeff, you'd be well in with your enormous teeth! :D
Ha ha! Jem, Steve, heard you were both as messy as fuk!
that happens when they think - "right, we can't possibly milk this any more" at the end of a movie, so it's safe to kill the main babe off, then...
I saw it on a bastard test, i think loads of other tests that have been on here came from the same web-site two of the questions were "Have you...
I saw Scot Profect leaving GKGG in a white stretxh limo with two bits of arm-candy, eying up Gizmo too! tosser
some babes like hairy men, some guys like hairy guys (bears!) some like smooth blokes... hair on women tho, the rules are very simple......
snakes wi cocks We're only fukked up cos of women, all we want is a cool sexy babe who won't jerk us around, niot much to ask? Jerking around...
i like this one! Spesh for you Phil :) Catholics are more likely to spit in your face than ppl belonging to any other religion, or of no...
think about this Kerry... If a tree falls over in a forest, but no-one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? and... If a man is...
this won't help a lot, but I think ya sweeet as fuk Kerry BEGIN JOKE BIT btw, can I have my £25 tonite? :D END JOKE BIT
Can't remember, was ages ago, Monday! Think it was me taking the piss out of Lil Jem, and Phil having a giggle about it, and Joe getting on his...
Ha ha! Maybe Lisa likes it like that!
but hun, you're blonde, you're not meant to know things! Purely Decorative, remember? :angel:
yeah, but it would be so funny! I wanna rob a bank with a mobile fone like in Pulp Fiction, ambulance would make the perfect getaway car, or we...
interview! fucking nightmare! You've seen Trainspotting yeah? you know what to do!
why wouldn't I? Don't actually frequent them, been there once, when I was flush - in the middle of a bender, loads of fun :)
There's a babe at For Your Eyes Only who has a Chinese symbol on each arse cheek, one says "No" the other says "Entry" nice tits too ( . )( . )
I also have the name of an ex-girlf down then length of my ... um, length She was called Wendy
possibly... :evil: possibly not! Just to be safe, I'll be deleting all my posts by this time tomorrow!
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