I'm 24 and might have something on the horizon with an 18 yr old. And i'll be 25 before she's 19. She's legal and thats all that matter really. :D
Thats class. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I talk to myself at work when i'm doing sums. I just find it easier to work them out if i say it out loud.
40p and half a banana? I've already eaten the other half
I'll give you 20p and a half eaten banana?
Back to the creation of the universe. Then stop god making the french :D
An original Ghostbusters Proton Pack. I've lost it now though :cry:
A full time father. All i need is a wife and a child and i'm set :D
If i don't have any condoms then i wont do anything as i'm sensible :)
All i know is that i wont be taking any condoms. Then i wont do something stupid that could jeopardise any future friendship.
I know it was ages. So maybe she's just got lonely and doesn't want me back cause she loves me but wnats me back cause she's bored? tbh i might...
I loved her after brekaing up with her. But she's taken 4 weeks to call and things have changed. And cause in my head i know things will never...
We were bickering loads so i just said enough was enough. I never really thought about the future and how goods things had been and could be....
I have to. We have things to give back to each other and some things to sort out. And besides she might forgive me for dumping her and take me...
Friday - Going to see the ex Saturday - Being all moody after seeing the ex Sunday - Pulling a fat bird to make myself better about seeing the ex
Did he put a hole in the middle then stick it up he ass. And when it was fully inserted he shat threw it and got his mam to eat the shit sandwich...
I dunno how you can find time to go on it at work. I barely have time to go for a piss. And i only normally have a lunch break on a friday as i'm...
He used the baguette to lure a goat into a cement mixer. He then turned the mixer on and cemented the goat into it. He then stuck his dick up the...
Our's went down today so i just sat and didn't do anything for 2 hours :D
I couldn't be arsed with that like. I hate it when the zetafax at work breaks and i have to stand up and walk 2 metres and fax stuff manually.
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