If you could be... If you could be absoluty anywhere doing absolutly anything, with absolutly anybody, right now, at this moment, where and what...
I want to go to the gym. I really do. But it never happens. Yeah, I think i'm lazy. Sex is supposed to be a good work out isn't...
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I'm not sad about them at all. They shouldn't have said and done what they did. There are still some people I see, and we talk and drink and...
I don't see the people who I would have classed as my 'best friends' at school. They fucked me over when i was 18 and I refuse to speak to any of...
Well Done Promise Board members. Over the weekend there were more people who had smoked than not. Maybe we shall have to make the board 'No...
:clap: Well done. :D Well done everyone who has stopped, and everyone who never started... Those of you who do smoke, how do you feel about...
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Yeah, just light stuff, you can have as many of those flying saucers as you wish. :p
Exactly, the perfect pet. :p
Sorry you two...Bad morning. I have a headache. Went out, got drunk, he flirted, I shouted, he left, I came home to an empty house...you know, the...
Do not worry. I eat loads and am a size 14. My metabolism is at the average speed. :( Damn you skinny burds. :p
Sloths. Where would I have to live if I wanted to keep a pet sloth? Does anyone know? I am presuming your not allowed to keep them as pets in...
If she had one, i'd have to slap on principle. Rob, one of the board mods.
Why don't you just shut up the pair of you?
Slapped with a rather large wet fish. I want to rip her voice box out. Eddie Izzard
Where are the mods when you actually need them? Should she not be banned again?
needs a slap. Brad Pitt
Slap or Shag. I'm bored, anyone want to play a game? I'll name a celebrity, say whether you would want to give them a slap or a quick seeing...
The last relationship I was in ended because we used to argue a lot and he said we can't have a relationship if we fight. So by his logic, it...
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