xmasdinner who would you invite?

xmasdinner who would you invite?

OK lets say all your relitives and friends , dead alive living far away are all there ................. youve got 5 more places at the table .....fuck me big table .... But who would fill those seats...???? whos playing the tunes after munchtime? whos the party animal ?

my five would be :- 1. haliwell..... no explanation needed the man is

2.Tony blair ..... youve gotta have someone to throw shit at

3.abi titmius ....... santas little helper gone bad

4.ben stiller nuff said

5.fidel castro ..... corkin cigars and could slag off america as well as talk about revolution!!! :spangled:

who would you have then????

anne savage

billy connley

caroline banx

charlotte birch

andy farley

1.. Eddie murphy for the dinner jokes

2.. Jo brand for more dinner jokes (and to finish off the left overs fat cow )

3.. Kelly brook to hand out the Ferrero Rochers

4.. Chris moyles to play the tunes and tell more jokes

5.. Graham Norton to throw food at

the happy mondays

alex p + brandon block

ronnie wood

oliver reed

sienna miller

5 nymphomaniac lesbian upper-6th-form convent school girls. In uniform. Having a jelly fight.

or that

I said christmas dinner not mass wet dream of somone who doesnt get any

It's more realistic than your list. And I am having something similar before Xmas this year... so it's not too far from reality

er yeah ok then

wright thats the last time am dressing up as a upper 6th form convent wench for you ........ the nerve of these people a mean you let them play with ya rosemary bead and they just abuse you bastards

Can you make it 4 Nymphs and invite me?

Armin Van Buuren

Paul Van Dyk

Mathew Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez

George Bush :spangled:

Jamie Oliver

Armin Van Buuren

Freddie Mercury

Britney Spears

eddie halliwell and matt b2b to blast out some good tunes

Gwen Steffani

Jude Law

and Andy Kirkman one of my bestest friends who is sadly over in america for the next 8 months on his work placement from uni

feel so sorry or him though not being able to be with his friends or family from over here at christmas sent him a specail package which i hope cheers him up

anna kournikova
becca from hollyoaks
paris hilton
britney spears
christina aguilera

any1 for desert? :laugh:

Sleepy would you wear your yellow dinner gown?

too fukkin rite!!!!!!!!

can u imagin how moist it wud get my guests!!! :laugh:

Crying with tears of laughter