Would you rather........

Would you rather........

Right lets get some fun going today eceryones a bit quiet, we'll play the lovely would you rather game!


WOULD YOU RATHER be stuck wedged next to someone on a crowded metro with horrific body odor for ten stops OR against someone who has an obvious erection in a crwded lift for 10 floors ????

:sick:

depends... if they were good looking..........

crowded lift cos its a shorter journey n im a mucky bastard anyways - n plus id probably be the one with the hard 'on..... or quite possibly spence

Gross, it'd be pretty bad if you two were stuck in the lift together might keep bashing in to each other

why aye! 'sword fights'

OK NEXT....(i've got loads of these trying to get some comedy going)

Lick melted chocolate off the pavement OR lick your friends plush puile car seats in all the crevices and everything

oooh defo the car seats!!! anything with a deep crevice is just dying to be licked

Ok well lets try the harsh ones... Would you rather run over your daughters new puppy OR forget her birthday on 3 consecutive years

think you need some lovin...car seats...wrong type of crevice mate!

Id rather forget her birthday - after all its her mam that picks out all the presents that i get off her!, it'll teach her some real affection for her father :evil:

divet's a divet innit?

How mean!


Next would you rather have your mum walk in on you masterbating in full view OR walk in on your mum masterbating in full view

sick: totally wrong but how funny)

yes that is totally wrong but she's already seen me at it so it wouldnt make a difference now would it :sick:



*edit* joking

yep been caught before

she walked in then straight back out and we never made eye contact or spoke for about 3 weeks

would rather that then the second one

aye noone wants to think of there mam 'like that' especialy when knocking 1 off ya self!! - have i just ruined ur next wank now storm?

luckily im not due till later on

so hopefully something else comes to mind

*tries to repress another memory*

Would you rather chew a piece of toe nail of a dirty mans foot OR thoroughly lick his unshowered arm-pit???

can his armpit be filled with dairylea?