why is everyone called what they are called?

why is everyone called what they are called?

i know some why some people are called what they are, but was just wonderin how everyone aquired thier names? tell me if im bein nosy

my names john....my mates started calling me johnnyboy....then johnnyboy Revel, after that old Dj who was on the radio years ago...cos i like dance music sooo much.....u c ?

why sloppy????

Welp anyone who knows me will tell you I run a small internet company... My company sells online train tickets.... Smart E spelt backwards is e-trams.... thats how I got my name

fancy giving me a placement year job joe, for next year???
it will be a laugh...
you have to pay me and stuff tho.......i can send you my CV

I'm called this cos i wont sit on the fence

i went to the very first ssNE as superted my fav cartoon superhero!! yay!!

then some how just aquired the name cyberted by hanging out with the cool cyberkids!! lol

lol johnny I was lying - I don't really run a train company... shame though...

Cyberdog was not always the superhero that he is today.

Cyberdog was once a baby chihuaua called chi-chi here on planet earth

Orphaned by being stolen away from his mother by villainous kennel owners who were driven by greed from the lucrative underworld of dog smuggling.

They dognapped him in the middle of the night ....
They kept him locked up in a dark smelly kennel with nothing but spam to eat (a punishment in itself!)

They gave him no love or comfort, not caring that he was just a puppy and if he cried they would taunt him with cruel remarks about his big ears and eyes.

It was a grey time for chi-chi but their worst crime of all

-the one that grated on chi-chi the most was their appalling dress sense!

Chi-chi vowed from a very young age to seek avenge and to try to change this eyesore he was subjected to daily.

"there must be another way, something else that could be offered to dress these humans" chi- chi would say to himself.

So he fought back, not to be broken by his situation he spent his time running around his kennel and doing paw lifts on the bars of the door,

so despite his poor nutrition chi-chis' body grew strong and healthy and his eyes still sparkled with hope - he survived!

After chi-chi had been in the 'nowhere place' for a few months he began to feel very strange.He had started having dreams about escaping and they were becoming more and more vivid. This disturbed him a little as he didn't want to build up too much of a false hope, he knew that the dognappers would be trying to sell him on soon, but however much he fought them the dreams would not go away. It began to feel like he was waiting for something inevitable - something was coming - little did he know
that he was not far from the truth!

Out in the 8th galaxy a hymbug was transmitting telepathic thoughts throughout the universe, which was nothing special as this had been a past time of his for many light years. However today was becoming a little different because today he heard a small thought coming through from a far away galaxy - the milky way in the 17th galaxy. The hymbug listened with great interest as it wasn't often he heard thoughts from this particular area as it was one of the newer underdeveloped galaxies where their was still so much to learn and accept to start communicating on this level. The small voice was big in attitude and was creating strong force waves until in the end the hymbug could hear none other. "this is the one i've been waiting for" he thought.

Each hymbug had a mission to catch his tuner and send him on his progressive journey to learn and bring back to his world his new found knowledge and wisdom, at last it appeared that he had found his.
He scanned his mind for the stored information on this galaxy, "the planet earth is in the correct orbiting position to sustain life at the moment" he recalled - he hovered in excitement - then faster than 10 light years he sped towards the direction of the voice.

Chi-chi knew that today was the day he didn't understand how he knew but he suspected that this was why his fate had bought him to this miserable place - his time was coming.

When the hymbug arrived at the kennel from hyperspace there were no outspoken words but telepathically he explained that chi-chi had been chosen as he had looked for another way to approach something. this type of being became messengers to their worlds and would in turn play a great part in the advancement of their home planet. The humbug went on to say that only when a being began to search for themselves was a being from another galaxy allowed to intervene and help with the advancement On the whole each planet had to learn its own path of evolution by trial and error so to be ready to accept and understand it.

This planet the hymbug explained needed something different to offer the progressive youth, something to reflect where they were at now. not more retros from the past but something for the present and as this planet was in the delinquent era at the moment and was experiencing great changes in technology, this was where chi-chi would find the answers.

Chi-chi would be given a cybershuttle that could transport him to his destinations. all he needed to learn from each adventure would be pre-arranged and that all he needed to do was to continue to be brave, resourceful and receptive to all that he would see in the cyberworlds before him.

Anything he needed to know would be taught to him by the electronic tutor that he would be plugged into during his journey from this galaxy until the first stop. during his flight he would be fed information on all known galaxies and life forms. he would be taught over 13 million forms of communication and customs. Electrical impulses would be gently given constantly so that his body developed drastically and become cybernetically modified. Various forms of techno music would be played to enhance the experience - he would feel in ecstasy! He would awake with all the knowledge he needed and be fully developed to equip him for his mission, which was to stay one step ahead in the future of fashion and bring back his ideas to his human friends.

Meanwhile......
a team of technoblabs would be cloned to become part of the missions' crew

Pino
second in command (who would become Cyberdogs' sidekick),

Kalik
(navigator and the tallest, clumsiest of the bunch)

Ti
(the smallest and by far the genius whiz kid of the four, although his position was only ever disclosed a being the skipper!).

Preta
(system programmer and the only female on this mission),

Chi-chi was trembling with anticipation
as the hymbug transported him deep into the circuit core of cyberspace to the cybershuttle.
As he laid down on the intercommunication tutor machine the last words he heard inside his head echoed in a vibrant hum...

AND FROM THIS DAY ON, YOU SHALL BE KNOWN AS...

CYBERDOG

lmao@cyberdog

cyberdog, can u run that past me once more m8. didnt quite catch that! lol

anyway... snarf because my m8 pike (aka talon) finks i look like snarf from thundercats. i dont tho!

very descriptive cyberdog!!!

lmao!!

I seem like the only one who didn't actually put any effort into mine. Its just my initials. Clever eh!

my full name is Ministry of Mongo, but it wouldnt all fit into the name thingy,

i am called this as my dad used to be a partner in ministry of sound.

Well i was thinking of making funny/clubbing t-shirts
and one of the designs i came up with was Butch cassidy and the comedown kid. Then i used it for my name on gurn, so i just kept it for here aswell, it was either that or charlie big potato!

minisrty of mongo i remember u off gurn do u live in newcastle!!

lmao!! i was really intrested to know how or why u got ur name pete!! lol



there was a time when i thought that i maybe the orignal comedown kid!!

lol

wat a wikkid film butch cassidy is!!!

LMAO! This just reminded me when @ gods smart e and lil rabbit fu fu asking me to do a magic trick when i was totally fooked!

Erm promise i will show you one next time we go out before I get myself into one of my usual states.

But to answer the question...smart e said it best... I am mr. magic myself, or himself, i don't really know how that would work.

yer i am on gurn, cyber-clubber annd the rest.

i live about an hour north of newc, a little place called alnmouth.

do you?

lol@mr magic himself

I divint even remember that!!! We don't want any disappearing card tricks... we want like real magic - turning mr tulip into an askimo or putting my head on back to front.