Who's got the longest...

Who's got the longest...

...criminal record???

i light of cyberted's revelations the question must be asked

who's the naughtiest boy????? (or girl) come on dish the dirt!

I stole some bubblegum once from woolworths. i didnt get caught though. that count

not really did u steal that buffy poster of yours???? lol

LMFAO!!! erm no *whispers* I bought it.... Don't tell anyone though.

i never get into trouble coz im an angel!!!!!!

as in the words of Jonah "sssht! be quiet"

I really wanna say im a gud lad but i just cannot lie

not to u guys!!!

ive only been locked up twice once for drunk & disorderly aged 14 and a bottle of pulse! and the other time a security guard @ fenwicks believed the lacoste shirt in my pants didnt belong to me! this event was followed by a trip to north shields magistrates
and a most definite last warnin!

ps ive also had my stomach pumped which was recorded by police but i only got cautioned! oopsy!

erm that kinda puts my bubblegum effort to shame. i'll get me coat

Probably had the most points on my licence.....

I was up to 13 at one point !!!!

Yes I know the limit is 12, but the nice judge let me keep my licence if I promised not to speed up the A1 at 100mph again !!!

what a nice judge!

i havent done anything norty tho! or maybe i havent been caught!

are u sure??? u not even stolen a penny sweet. c'mon admit it. every1's done that

well unti last nite i had never been near a police man or police station!! but.......

but naughty thing was probably doing the taking stickers thing off peeps at school!! nasty thing but when we were kids eh!!

2B honest though that wos ages ago! havent done ne thing bad 4 3 years now! (sort of!) lol

im an angel so i have never been in trouble but if i did lol i wud get away with it coz i got an innocent face lmao

u not seen me piccy, so do i! lol!

lol but i really am an angel!!!!!

lol@top down pants

Only idiots get caught eh ciderbiff?