Wheres Smart-e? I aint heard a peep from him for ages! i really miss his sarcastic view on life! and my pm warnings about behaviour on the board!
The Smartone was away at the SS birthday bash on sun. grrrrrrr@smart-e. I wanted to go Iv been informed by a reliable source that he is sleeping today after exhausting himself havin a good boogy on the dancefloor. He will be back though to spread his wit and charm onto us all in the very near future. This is Dexta the lollyking reporting for Promise news from his crappy poota in bonny Scotland hehe Daddy i wanna be a reportwa!!!!
Smart E sleeps and dances weekends, but nee fear boyo I'm back to flood your inbox with warnings Where were you friday?!?!?
lol I just woked up dexta... but cheers for reporting on my life You can be my biographer The life and times of Smart E - a tribute to a twat I know what ur thinking MoM go play with your alligators
That was a mighty small sleep. bout 2 hours. U really should sleep more or the rest of ur biography will be totally crap. Rite of to ask ur mum if she's got any embarising baby fotos of u.
