"here, pipe me off over suburban train. it better be good, or I'll make you keep going through the 15 minute mix of silence."
Years ago when we went to Passion to see Tiesto some guy was getting sucked off in the middle of the dance floor. Thought i was seeing things as when i looked away then back it had stopped. Then it happened again about 5 mins later, Some guy was stood on the platform in the middle of the dancelfloor with his lass or just some random bird stood on the dancfloor at cock height just giving him a nosh.