The case of the missing toaster!!! Thought I'd give it a week before I started to play detective and try and track down our missing toaster. It dissapeared last weekend at the party randomly arranged by Ash. HAve searched high and low but to no avail. Would be grateful if anyone had any information to help with my enquiries.
Definately not in the barn!!! Thought that's where it would be but it nhas since been cleared out and still no sign of the god damn toaster
That could explain a few things!! Or another theory is that it could have been posessed by the devil and exorcised from the house!!!! :worship:
it is a bit of a mystery like but why would someone want to take a toaster. Living without toast would be a nightmare like id say you should hire a detective who would you hire in case like this. interesting
if toast is wrong how cum you eat toasties by the dozen? and i bet you would eat toast if it was covered in mayonaisse.
The toaster still not been tracked down? Have you checked the roof? My boot and arm warmer ended up there so the toaster could well have been put there too......(thanx martin!)
cant believe dean fell off the roof glad he was ok like i thought he might have suffered permanent damage to his crown jewels lol