Swan Dive in Weatherspoons

Swan Dive in Weatherspoons

I was in the union rooms on sat night just walking back into the bottom bar when i was narrowely missed by a young lad falling from the top balcony onto the concrete floor head firts ....

there was a sickening thud then everything froze for a second before my mates lass started ordering people around to help out and call paramedics .... he sat up as he was so pissed he hadnty felt anything and his whole head was coverd in blood and gashes ... the kid was sitting there going am ok am going to digital haha We managed to get that hed blacked out and gone straight over the top banister hiow he didnt kill himself i dont know bvut i bwet he had a canny hangover on sunday .

Jesus, everytime im in there i always stay wary of that balcony bit

did you take a photo on your phone? i would of done, maybe even a video

maybe he was re-enacting the advert where he goes chasing after that lasses balloon. Did they let him into Digital?

Fucking sick cunt.

Have you moved onto taking photos of people injured and covered in blood now that none of the lasses on here want anything to do with you?

i woulda said he was trying to be funny.

jokes on you buddy

Trying being the key word....

What's funny about taking videos or photos of someone who could of died and is covered in blood?

I know what sorta reaction it would get from my mates if it happened to one of us.

nah the paramedics came in lookd at him looked at each other and the word stapels was overheard .... he seemed ok to be fair for the fall hes had but bah his head was a mess and he was complaining of pain in his back .

would you of kick off, if it was one of your mates and i got my phone out and started taking pictures?

nasty stuff! They should make the bannister or whatever bigger so people cant go over the top of it

are you mental? PEOPLE should take responsibility for being clumsy cunts!

i bet he'll be putting a claim in.... thats whats wrong with the world

I WAS JUST GOING IN WEN IT HAPPENED LOOKED REALLY NASTY

SORRY BOUT THE CAPS

I dont see how being clumsy means someone deserves to hurt themselves like. For all we know the lad might be epileptic, its more likely it was because he was pissed, but even that doesnt mean he deserved it.

Still not the fault of the place though!

Definately not!

Yeah, you might find the button known as "Caps Lock" of use.

why mrs Neilson you seem in a rather sarcy mood my dear ! hehe


as for the caps locks it does look nasty like

Look Out Beloooooooooooooow

On friday stew did a video which was entitled "concrete swimming pool" it sounds similar, but there wasnt any serious shit.

yea found the caps lock button now