Just found this conversation I had with someone on soulseek a few years back. Gets better towards the second half. * Entered room Psytrance [22:27][Tranced] hello [22:27][Tranced] does anyone have the other remixes of ritmo - multistop?? [22:27][herfert] hello [22:27][herfert] no [22:27][herfert] do search [22:28][herfert] uknow to search ? [22:30][Tranced] yeah but people only have the original & ectima mixes [22:30][herfert] well [22:31][herfert] add to ur wishlist and when it arrives it will tell u in a pop up [22:31][Tranced] yeah i know, just thought id ask anyway [22:31][herfert] k [22:31][herfert] r u gonna settle down now? [22:32][VagatoR] : ) [22:32][Tranced] yeah, i'll probably get a wife and mortgage now that you mention it [22:32][Tranced] thanks a big one and all that [22:33][herfert] ? [22:33][herfert] I THINK UR CONFUSED BY WHAT SETTLE DOWN MEANS [22:34][herfert] im not talking about marrige or mortgage [22:34][herfert] i mean u not getting to hypo over those tracks [22:34][herfert] lol [22:35][DJ A's] both of you are english [22:35][DJ A's] you know... Brandon neville? [22:35][herfert] who asked u huh? [22:36][herfert] lol [22:36][DJ A's] herfert and Tranced [22:36][herfert] i asking not to throw a tantrum [22:36][herfert] [22:37][herfert] this is psytrance room not country and western music [22:37][VagatoR] ........or trance............ [22:37][herfert] if u go in indie room plenty hilliebillie there [22:37][herfert] heloo vagator [22:38][herfert] happy 2010 for u my friend [22:38][VagatoR] hi herfert [22:38][herfert] [22:38][VagatoR] for u too happy new year [22:38][herfert] u have nice christmas man? [22:38][VagatoR] ya and u? [22:38][herfert] yeah [22:38][herfert] thanx [22:38][VagatoR] nice [22:39][herfert] i was downloading [22:39][herfert] [22:39][VagatoR] hehehehe me too [22:39][Tranced] herfert - i was being sarcastic, but you probably wouldn't notice that [22:39][herfert] me and the cat had roast lamb + beef [22:39][Tranced] it was mainly because you were clearly being an arsehole [22:39][herfert] ? [22:39][herfert] wtf tranced/ [22:40][VagatoR] on xmas but new year starts and i was make food for my son [22:40][herfert] kool [22:40][herfert] ur kids ok [22:40][VagatoR] ya thanks [22:40][herfert] u have to buy plenty prezzies [22:40][herfert] i have to 4 sale [22:40][herfert] u want buy cheap? [22:40][Tranced] Check the chat herfert, if you think i was throwing a tantrum by asking if anyone had a tune you must be a pretty weird person [22:41][herfert] yeah [22:41][Tranced] so you pipe down next time eh [22:41][herfert] at least we have that in common [22:41][herfert] [22:41][herfert] ur pipe don [22:41][herfert] down [22:41][VagatoR] lol [22:41][herfert] im in midle of a discussion with my friend ok [22:42][herfert] i suggest u sit and shut * VagatoR got to smoke somthing............. [22:42][herfert] now be nice ok then i will share mymusic with u [22:42][Tranced] when one is on the internet that is what one tends to do [22:42][herfert] no no [22:42][Tranced] cheers again for the wonderful advice though [22:42][herfert] im busy [22:42][herfert] andd ur interupting [22:42][herfert] shooosh plz [22:43][Tranced] wow [22:43][herfert] ? [22:43][Tranced] what a cunt [22:43][herfert] i will head butt u [22:43][herfert] no swearing plz [22:43][Tranced] will you settle down then? [22:44][herfert] its not a troublesome place here [22:44][herfert] im settled [22:44][herfert] seems ur not though? [22:44][herfert] ne way i have no time [22:44][herfert] ok [22:44][Tranced] maybe you understand my predicament now then [22:44][herfert] as i told u many times now [22:45][herfert] i do not understand u weather ur in a predicament ornot [22:45][herfert] so relax [22:45][herfert] ok [22:45][herfert] be a good boy [22:45][Tranced] please in future do not tell me to settle down then, it's rude [22:45][herfert] and talk and be generous [22:46][herfert] well ur being rude by butting in my convasaton i have with my frind [22:46][herfert] ne y u go do ur file search ok [22:46][Tranced] OHHHH shit I'm such a fool [22:46][Tranced] I didn't realise this was private chat, it's no wonder you were rude [22:47][herfert] ok i see u understand now [22:48][herfert] finally [22:48][herfert] [22:48][Tranced] I suggest you chat in private if you wish to do so next time, even if you are a cunt [22:48][herfert] u like the cunt word dont u? [22:48][herfert] ur using it in every sentence to put [22:48][herfert] lol [22:49][herfert] ok u apologise [22:49][Tranced] only when reffering to one [22:49][herfert] then i will consider forgiving u [22:49][herfert] ur choice [22:50][Tranced] you are boring, i dont know why anyone would want a private conversation with you anyway. it's no wonder they're not saying anything [22:50][herfert] well it u [22:50][herfert] u scared em off [22:54][Tranced] there was never really anybody here was there? He then sent me a private message [22:50][herfert] oh u londoner [22:50][herfert] lol [22:50][herfert] wtf u on? [22:51][Tranced] cake [22:51][herfert] crack [22:51][herfert] lol [22:51][herfert] ur angry why [22:51][herfert] someone take ur pocket money? [22:51][Tranced] when i told you to start a private conversation, i didn't mean with me [22:52][herfert] u calm down and apologise for u rudeness [22:52][herfert] then all will be fine [22:53][Tranced] The boredom you inflict upon on me is almost as bad your hypocrisy [22:54][herfert] ur no match for me [22:54][herfert] sonshine [22:54][herfert] CUNT [22:54][herfert] [22:54][Tranced] I know, because you're a cunt [22:54][Tranced] sonshine [22:54][Tranced] now go away [22:54][herfert] cunt? [22:55][herfert] if i was a cunt ur be having a hard cock [22:55][herfert] asshole [22:56][Tranced] that insult was embarassing [22:56][herfert] u shy guy hu [22:56][Tranced] you are a drab loser and quite clearly "trolling" as i believe sad people who lurk about in chatrooms call it [22:56][herfert] dont blush [22:56][herfert] cos of that [22:57][herfert] ur kiddi porn is disgusting [22:57][herfert] ur bad boy [22:57][Tranced] would explain your idiocity and also probably your likely social disorder [22:57][herfert] r u on wireless broadband [22:57][herfert] ? [22:58][Tranced] well, you're the one sharing "a sexy young thing.xxx" in your dc++ folder [22:58][herfert] thats of a woman over 40 [22:58][Tranced] i'd say if anyone sounds like a paedophile, its you [22:58][herfert] its not kiddie porn [22:58][Tranced] of course it is. pervert [22:59][Tranced] oh i bet its not, let that one "slip" through didnt you? [22:59][herfert] u r so so boring [22:59][herfert] stupid child [22:59][herfert] u cant apologise [22:59][herfert] so u go banned ignored [22:59][Tranced] is that what you say to all the children you fondle with? [23:00][herfert] enjoy [23:00][Tranced] good riddense [23:01][Tranced] fucking hell, you're actually british [23:01][herfert] no [23:01][Tranced] i thought half the reason you seemed so shit was due to a cultural clash [23:02][herfert] im oly in london for 2 days [23:02][herfert] im in internet cafe [23:02][Tranced] do you always bring a load of child porn to share on soulseek in said cafes? [23:02][Tranced] you might want to watch it "sonshine" [23:09][Tranced] Looks like I win then [23:10][herfert] *herfert has gone offline