Searches at Gods

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  1. lil miss messy

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    Searches at Gods

    :eek: oh oh what do i do never been to gods but here they are pretty strict on the whole D*u**s front. where am i gonna put them. HELP

    Lil Miss Messy x :chill:
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    Re: Searches at Gods

    WTF :eek:
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    One of your natural cavities should be a winner.
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    knickers or bra my dear
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    as in any other dance event druGs are not allowed so expect searches on arrival and sniffer dogs as always !!!
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    in your bra
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    wack it up your cunt love
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    thanks for that was thinking up my bum personally x
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: this is manky just in your bra or knickers would be fine
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    A lot of people seem to be thinking up their bum lately. And what are D*u**s? U wearing Duffs? :p

    If you're worried the sniffer dogs might actually do their job well for once then stick them up your hoob. Bra or knickers seem to be where most people put them although i would be a bit worried about the dogs.
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    If thats your preference, go for it. :lol:
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    its not hard to make it impossible for a sniffer dog, just put it in a airtight container
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    wrap them then put them up your biff.
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    Empty kinder egg, vitamin tub should do the trick.

    Plenty of lubrication though if your going for the farter.
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    for added security use a masking agent in the tub as well my favs are in order of BEST FIRST

    1) Dog Hair
    2) Coffee
    3) Washing Machine Power


    Fuck the law kids
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    You could also rub some dog shit into your feet to overt the attention of said sniffer dogs. :lol:

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