Scouse Joke A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm lookin' for a job.". The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black mercedes, uniform provided.Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is £200,000 a year.". The scouser said "Nah, you're bullshitting me!". The man behind the counter said "Well you fuckin' started it!".