pranks text messages

get hold of his credit card details and frauduently spend all his money. he wont be laughing when the baillifs break his door down.

smog thats canny harsh lol

y dont u make up cards with his number on and hand them out like a male escort or something

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We done this to one of my mates sent him allsorts, newsletters for total random stupid stuff, Free samples etc...
When he clicked on we had to un register him with all the companies we gave his details too, i took fucking ages!

join a book club one where they send you like, 6 books a week forever. plenty of places on the net where you can sign up for free bibles also. also, register with lots of embarrasing things such as penis enlargement websites, breastfeeding websites, vaginal discharge advice, lubricants, just sign up for everything on the web in his name with his e-mail.

also, next time you get a metro fine, use his details (remember his D.O.B).

you could also sneak into his room, and sew prawns into his curtain linings, put sand in his bed and shoes, ring a lot of car insurance companies, ask them to ring you back (on his number).

i mean all this takes effort but im sure it will be well worth it.

*makes mental note to never piss of Loopy!!!!!!*

glad to help

i thought that!

well those kind of pranks are pretty standard arent they?

you could move on to bigger and better things such as ordering massive chinese meals, or 15 pizzas as you are 'having a party' lol. classics.

i had to stop using hotmail due to 'friendly abuse'... fuckers. :evil:

probably done me a favour with the benefit of hindsight.

got signed up for hundreds of bloody viagra newsletters etc... got to the point where hotmail just turned round and said 'you can't block any more addresses' and when i was getting 100+ emails a day, i decided it was time to call it a day...

if you have the time and can be bothered, it's easy to piss people off.

Get a load of shellfish, prawns and cockles work the best. leave them a while till they go bad. Then if your mates drive, proceed to stuffing them down the air vents on the outside of the car! Believe me it works

Put loads of for sale ads in the local papers and put his/her phone number down. For added comedy, personal ads under the gay section.

Alternatively, graphite dust and toothpaste on their car's windscreen = new windscreen.

Or if the car hasnt got central locking, leave one of the back doors unlocked and when they're not around, get back in the car and tie the two front doors together with a strong bit of rope and then watch them have to climb in thru the boot.

Epoxy glue in a doorlock = new doorlock.


The bin trick: find a big dustbin, fill it with loads of gnarly shit, (sour milk is a personal favourite) top it up with water till its 3/4 full, then lean it againts their front door, so that when the door opens the bin tips forward and empties its contents inwards. This is particularly good because the smell of sour milk will get progressively worse for the next 5-8 days.

Use http://sharpmail.co.uk/html/index.cgi

damn thats good.

He'll be laughing when you get locked up tho!!

Introduce him to Mr Crowbar

Me and my mate once wrote a lad a letter telling him he had to go to Promise for a trial and that he'd been scouted to go to this one off event. Fuckin hilarious when him and his lass were banging on the door at Foundation saying he was there for his trial!

we've done this sort of thing 2 one of our mates about a month ago!!


go onto google uk. then search for "free magazine" or "free catalogues"

loads of sites offering free brouchers nd stuff will come up.

put 1 of your mates addres's into the options nd send them loads of stupid stuuf:

they will never know who sent it.

send his phone number and 'fancy free carefree sex' to one of those tv channels where it comes up on the screen i.e. babetv......he'll have to change his number....

he must be thick as pig shit