One Big Break In

One Big Break In

Right Lads.........I know the terrain like the back of my hand. I have a good feeling we can break INTO the Radio1 Weekender. Cole Trickle is head of forgery and I am covert ops.

Theres a small forest just north of the site, we can use this as our striking point and theres ever a bird watching hut on the hill, talk about perfect OP position.

My Fatha's allotment will be HQ.

Whos with me?

I will check my garage for rope and my mum said she will do us a picnic

Plan 1: Bury ourselves in the field a few days before the gig. We can use straws to breath.

Pros?/Cons?

Or we could dress up as trees, may be a safer option incase a bird poo's in our breathing straws

There are no trees in the field. We would stand out like 2 men dressed as trees

I'll send in a recce at 0800 hrs, will report back to Hq with my findings.... over

we photos of the site asap

ill take some when i walk to dog so no one notices

The BBC have already presented us with a gem.... Check this out it must help us in the planning...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wear/content/panoramas/penshaw_monument_view1_360.shtml

Tfish to base. We have DUFF INFO, REPEAT, DUFF INFO.

The pic is of Penshaw Hill/Monument, the event takes place in a field over the road.

class!!! got me in stitches here and i aint even properly woke up :laugh:

You want us on that monument, you need us on that monument!!

Ok will reposition sattalite and have shots in t minus 10 mins

I have more useful(less) info

Saturday

Sunrise 5:46 (BST)
Sunset 20:22 (BST)
Saturday's summary is set for sunny.
10°C 6°C

Plan 2: Using Hang Gliders launched from Penshaw Hill to glide into the field.

Pros/Cons

May be spotted by the pigs ???

Plan 3: Hire Police uniforms from Fancy Dress shop and sneak onto site.


Pros/Cons?

Plan 4 : sleep with and marry Natalie Imbruglia to obtain VIP entry to site ???