Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

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    DickVanDyk Sunderland Till I Die

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    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

    This is one of the funniest things i have ever read:


    An African Lion is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets

    Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

    Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

    The fight was started when an angry fan Yang Sihamoni, President of the Cambodian Midget Fighting League claimed that one lion could not defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

    Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

    This campaign is believed to be what sparked the challenge for the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

    An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city's coliseum.

    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they "... could out-wit and out-muscle [it]."

    Unfortunately, he was wrong.
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    HAHA that was quite funny. ive heard of a different debate:

    Q: who would win a horse size duck or 20 duck sized horses??:D
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    that's some raffle prize, a horse sized duck or 20 duck sized horses.

    Beats usual tin of Celebrations eh?

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