Ive had a simliar accident with that Johnson "No more tears" shampoo, where they taking this piss when they released this ? Get it in your eyes, No more fooking tears - your joking
lmao@auz... I was bleaching a t-shirt... gone are my days of giving the toilet head (oh the wit!!! you see what i did there.... toilet head... hrrrmmmm i'll be quiet now!)
yeah that no more tears stuff is bolony! no shampoo is eye friendly! well off for another overpriced drivin lesson lata dudes!
I dunno? Tell you what I'll bring some bleach on friday and squirt it on your eye... if it doesn't burn your right... if you roll around on the floor in agony I'll point laugh and say i told you so
I'm sadistic? She wears 15 inch nails strapped round her neck and takes pleasure out of running up to random's pretending she's gunna hug them and spearing them through the neck! evil woman!