girlfriend wanted for Aaron dunnill

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  1. linzi

    linzi Registered User

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    girlfriend wanted for Aaron dunnill

    will take most offers

    needs to be of the following critera ..............

    a) not to tall = hes a short arse

    b) knows the weekend crack = but dosent have to join in but will let her lover do what he wants

    c) possibe nights of passion only run mon - thurs

    d) must like trance or not moan when played 24/7

    e) must assist with the bed ;)

    f) not to good looking as he will get a complex

    g) and you must not be a bunny boiler the old ball and chain wouldnt suit

    if you feel like you could fit the critera above please go ahead and apply we will keep close look and one of you could be a winner !!!

    and it aint just for christmas either its for life :love:
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    frans available monday and wednesday
    shes with dan tuesday thurday
    and me friday saturday sunday
  4. linzi

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    that could be an idea

    only problem though shes welsh ;) :lol:
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    aye.
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  7. linzi

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    this aint proving as popular as first anticipated so me n missy are stepping up the campagin look out for the lonely hearts column in the metro paper ;)

    :funky:
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    we may not need to advertise anymore :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    bless but will get the ad written up just incase ;)
  9. linzi

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    i know

    i was knocking out all the qualifying questions last night

    we will see
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    Seems you fit most of the requirements Linzi ;)
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    aye linzi already top of list like ;) :lol:
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    linzi Registered User

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    i dotn actually fit the bill

    im stunnign for one he cant have a loooker he will be under threat and well hes to small for me and he is genrally crap ;)

    blenky if you chop your legs of you could happily fit the bill
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    Basic Instinct Registered User

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    Dont be silly, everyone knows you want each other :p
  14. linzi

    linzi Registered User

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    hardly i only have eyes for another
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    another 3 :laugh: :lol:
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    linzi Registered User

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    ha ha ha hush down up there
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    :secret: slut :laugh:
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    pfffft words fail me with you
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    pitiful at the respnse aaron .......

    mole features

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