Getting Funky @ The New Monkey! Wot a weekend after b-in chucked outta Ikon around 1am for having eyes like a panda (according to the bouncer) closely followed by my juvenile delinquents! we hit sunderland big time... ...destination unknown take u 2 the party zone! went to the monkey after barterin a £30 fare with the taxi driver and spent the wee hours ravin to sum bouncy techno and 3 MC's back 2 back absolutely on fire! wot a nite photo of me gettin chucked outta Ikon and inside the monkey to be uploaded soon!
WHY WASNT I INVITED! N WHY DO U ALWAYS GO 2 IKON! BESIDES BAZ TOLD ME U SCORED WITH A BALD LASS AND A MIDGET! LMAO
baron wos tellin the truth about the baldy and the dwarve lady but @least it wosnt the same person that would b mingin! actually i met a rather nice charva lady @ the monkey she wos peroxide blonde with a catsuit on! meeeeeooooow! dead pretty, my dream girl (apart from no berghaus)
oh my god, Paul Clark!!! i just realised that wos the first time ive been 2 the monkey since july 2000!!! foookin hell i nearly became un-charvarised! (if thats a word)
