FW: Big Brother update!! Due to complaints that the new series of Big Brother did not reflect the true British society of today the program creators have decided to introduce 2 Refugees into the house. One Afghan & one Iraqi Kurd. Both of the new housemates will carry asylum papers that will enable them to opt out of any task in the house and in fact they wont have to do any form of work at all. The 2 refugees will still expect to fed and have every need tended too though. They will not participate in any group activity and infact they will refuse to acknowledge any other non-refugee housemate.... and will only make themselves known to the British housemates when they want food or water. On entrance to the house they advised Channel 4 that they did not need the customary Big Brother Suitcase as they wear the same tight jeans & leather jacket 24/7. Their days will be spent sitting on the garden bench staring disturbingly at the girls of the house & mumberling in their own language to each other. If they are voted out it is thought they will just stay anyway. The other housemates have been warned that anyone questioning what these 2 people are actually doing here or what they actually offer to the house will be branded a racist and removed from the house. NP
While your at it.............. I am sending all my holey socks and my work pants to that Fugee who has sewn his eyes, mouth and ears up.
