From Beckham to Abi via Pig W*nking

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  1. TheSpence

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    From Beckham to Abi via Pig W*nking

    Despite the sheer number of eligible bachelors on the Island, Rebecca Loos is far more interested in conquering Abi.

    The bi-se xual babe propositioned Ms. Titmuss after the blonde bombshell had finished munching on a piece of chocolate cake.

    “I could help you burn that off in one night,” Loos cooed, as she inspected Abi’s ample belly.

    “I’m up for that,” Titmuss teased. “I think you could teach me about those things.”

    Seizing her chance, Loos foraged on in with what can only be described as Danan-esque subtlety.

    “What I need to do is tie you down and make love to you. You would never be the same woman again.”

    Again, Abi professed to being “up for it.”

    “I swear to God," Loos threatened, "if you say ‘alright’ to me then you are in big f****** trouble.”

    “I wanna meet some proper lesbians," Abi cried. "I wanna do some stuff.”

    And Loos obliged.

    After another alcohol-fuelled night, the pair retired to the bedroom where they began kissing and groping one another passionately.
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    Re: From Beckham to Abi via Pig W*nking

    Kleenex moment :lol:
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    Re: From Beckham to Abi via Pig W*nking


    wooooooaaaa there.... did they?

    :eek: i may have to video it tonight....
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    :sick:

    They both ming ..... HARD

    :lol:
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    lesbians :love:
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    Word!
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    Palm love if id seen that :up:
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    It's on tonight:wink:
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    holy shit i hope thats on tonight!
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    ITV is gonna get the highest ever viewing figures for a tv programme tonight :lol:
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    Abi is so porky on this! But Loos is prettier than I thought:) I bet its been made out like its going to b a lot more than it is!
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    Spot on :up:

    A lot of Abis pictures must all get airbrushed up
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    she has never been the skinniest

    She would get it for filth factor alone though :up:
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    Did you watch it when the house keeper last night was saying that abi wears nice clothes but is quite porky and whenever they have desserts she always goes back for seconds :lol: :lol:
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    abi has a full figure.

    Women should either look like her or the olsen twins.

    NO FATTIES.
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    This pic came up on google but like shes def not this small on celebrity island! [​IMG]
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    Googling for hot women, like your style Jess :up:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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