For Sale - Shola Ameobi I am doing this on behalf of my local football club. I have for sale a fucking useless dangly like pathetic attempt at a footballer and even worse example of a male. Prone to have a first touch like an elephant he has no pace, cannot score goals, cannot head a ball and is basically just shit. Any medical may get failed, and he may request the odd day off for another wedding practice. Offers within, looking for anything over £1. I have attached a video so no need for pics, cheers : [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJG3boMpY_M"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]
Re: For Sale - Shola Ameobi Some great shots of him falling over He's like a baby Giraffe on a bouncy castle
Just been on the phone to Niall, he says we will swop you for Mcshane?? If that fails then ill give you £1 for him, just so i can bring him to an afters and destroy him for the full duration
Class. Spotted this yesterday on BBC Live Text & got excited: 2349: "Derby turn down a £2m bid from Newcastle for Giles Barnes, but they are still in talks over a possible deal which could see Shola Ameobi head south to Pride Park." Kiddo, Derby, via text on 81111
