For royal eyes only....

For royal eyes only....

Princess could u pleeze empty ur mailbox!
Ur just 2 damn popular & there's no room for my ickle message!!!
Ahhhh!


Ta muchly!

sorry it's all from the pesky smart one trying to get a last minute date for valentines

he offered to show me his collection of flashing t shirts amd I am tempted to give in

LMFAO!!!

Resist the temptation!!!
Stay strong!!!
Do not go under & sink into his evil trap....
I have faith in ur royal blood!!!

LMAO!!!!

Nooo don't give in. Resist the smart one!!! Be strong!!!!

Resist?!?!?!? As soon as I mentioned the words glow and stick you couldn't get enough of me!!! I know its embarassing wanting a cyber as your valentines....but be strong, people will laugh and point but be brave hun

And the poem was soooo sweet not what I expected from you at all, your a gem!

it's just the way he wafts about the dance floor (sighs)
....and his cute lil gurn like he's trying to swallow his nose....

LMAFO!!!

O I can c the attraction now!
Good job I'm his sister or I too might have been sucked in to his evil world!!
Ahhh!

yes who could have though i'd find something to rhyme with 'get a life, pronto matey' and still make it sound romantic

...by the way, smart-e, about last night, when I said it was perfectly normal and it happens to lots of boys...i lied

You know last night when I said it wasn't you - it was me....

I also lied

yes it was def you, coz i had gone for a cuppa and to watch 'enders?

what do you think will get those stains off the ceiling then?

Carry on guys this is quite entertainin. Hang on ill just get a cuppa and a confy chair

i never get any personal messages....i thought mine didnt work or something!....oh well

come on smrt-e why don't you just spill your soul? im sure lots of boys can only perform to rank 1 airwave? at least we can do it twice before the record finishes?

we have fun and that's all that matters (contented sigh)

oops fink I've upset smart-e....

i would like to make it clear that smart-e doesn't need the assistance of trance classics to perform...and, no, he doesn't wear cyberdog y-fronts

LMAO @ this thread!!!

lol....cyber dog y-fronts....lol...

this thread is confuzing me.

basically, my lil confuzzled pal, i am tormenting poor smart-e in a way that shows my royal upbringing has been wasted, and am obviously repressing deep longings for our beloved moderator

I don't fucking believe you told them about airwave you btich!!! That rank 1 thing was confidenttial, I never told them about JM Silk's - Jack your body (who I hear my cyber friends ask - just making Jane feel her age )

And for those of us that are confuzzled, our darling jane has hit her mid life crisis and is lusting after our spunky young moderator smart e in an attempt to relive her youth

if mid life crisis means shaggin fit underage totty (or smart-e) then bring it on!

it could be worse, I could have my wages paid directly into cyberdog''s bank account and have more flashing lights on my arse than the runway at heathrow...not that in know anyone that does (ahem)