Dislocating Bodily Parts

Dislocating Bodily Parts

having done my shoulder for the 3rd time yesterday, i can safely say that it is the most painful thing ever. makes splitting heads open, fillings + bruises seem like nothing.

don't ever swing your arm too hard or lift something too heavy coz when it comes out it fucking knacks

i would hate to dislocate any body part i think the shoulder would be one of the worst. that and ya knee

can u not do that trick like riggs off lethal weapon and bet people u can get ut of a straight jacket within a certain time?

could earn yourself a bit of cash

try breakin ur colar bone split in 2 n then hav a doctor force the 2 bones 2gether agen n leave lil bits bones around the break 2 heal up....now thats a bitch...culdnt do anything for couple months

john has dislocated his knee 5 times which must hurt like fuck

i think u can only dislocate your shoulder and knee anyways lol, still stings and i can barely lift anything without my hand just releasing straight away

5 times?!?! how the hell did he do that? and can u not dislocate any other joints like fingers etc? i nivva knew that!

stu - the words "FUKKIN OW!!!" spring to mind. and for future reference, the secret word is morphine

oh aye u can do yer fingers, forgot bout that

ive discolated my knee 3 times, hurt like hell!!

Ive done it doing stupid things too! playing basketball, badminton, bending down taking photos of my mates Band, standing up from sitting on the floor cross legged... Fukkin hurts.

are some more prone to doin it than others? just that i used to be into all sorts like football, basketball, rock climbing and abseiling but i've neva popped anythin (fingers x'd that i neva do from what u'z say). got bad knees too.

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when i was 1 me dad was swingin me around by me arms and me arm dislocated....

got him bak by bein sik in his mouth :sick:

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delightful!

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was that at the time it happened or was it just a couple of years ago, feeling ill off the alcohol so decided to get some revenge for when u were a bairn?

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nah it was a few days later...he was holdin me up in the air....

the chance was there and i took it

i electrocuted myself which blew me 15 feet across the garden, stopped my heart, burnt my hands and put me in hospital for a month. that hurt canny bad.

Warning : When trying to fit a mains spotlight into your dad's shed when you're 12 so u and the lads can read 'Razzle' - turn it off at the wall socket b4 trying to repair a dodgy connection wrapped in insulation tape.

You can dislocate any joint in ur body but the most common are shoulder, knee, hip, n fingers. Wierder places include ankle and kneecap.

If you keep dislocating the same place consider getting surgery to tighten/shorten the ligaments, generally makes it more stable

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Haha. I did exactly the same once.

HAHA

that was class..

u got beat up by a woman!!!

I dislocated and broke my ankle in 3 places playing football. Didnt hurt much at all, it just fucking killed when they popped it back in again.

seems like sound advice to me lol

All dislocations f**ing knack.

Fracture dislocations are worst tho cos then ur bone/limb can pretty much go in any direction. Party trick eh?

Worst one Ive seen was a guy from an RTA & he had fracture disclocations of both hips. His feet were up by his head.

Funniest one ive seen was an embarrased young girl who came in by ambulance with a dislocated jaw with her mum and red faced lookin boyfriend!!! heh heh.

Class. Remember...play safe peeps. :laugh: