Dirty, Dirty, Dirty!

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    Dirty, Dirty, Dirty!

    Some random, but apparantly true facts:

    During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.

    In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

    An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

    In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

    Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

    At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

    Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

    HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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    nasty stuff.
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    Re: Dirty, Dirty, Dirty!

    Looks like it's woman rather than men who are the greatest wankers after all:D .

    Does this mean that women are more sexually frustrated...or simply more sexually active...are their men not givin them enough:oops: .
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    that is nasty but probably very true
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    Re: Dirty, Dirty, Dirty!

    fish fingers anyone?
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    that is nasty but probably very true
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    urgh thats really mingin!!!!!
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    YUK YUK YUK
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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