Brunette jokes ... Q.) What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch ? A.) A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. Q.) Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A.) So brunettes can remember them. Q.) How do you describe the perfect brunette? A.) 3 feet tall and a flat head to rest your beer on. Q.) Why did the brunette cross the road? A.) Never mind, what is she doing out of the kitchen? Q.) Whats good about a brunette midget? A.) She's only half as ugly! Q.) Why do brunettes take the pill? A.) Wishful thinking. Q.) What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A.) A hostage.