Why don't witches wear undies? To get better grip on their brooms
On the night of the prom, a boy's girlfriend is changing upstairs. The boyfriend is waiting in the living room with the girlfriend's granpa and...
What's the difference between snots and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli!
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!
Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
''I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!'' ''Great trade!''
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out...
u will at this rate!! :)
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what do u expect m8..uv posted bout 50 in this thread! lol probs more
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette,...
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
Bus Ride You're so fat, the last time you went on a bus, the ticket read ''Please allow up to 28 days for delivery''
This lady goes to the doctor for a check up. When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?" She replies, "He said, I...
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They're both fun as long as your friends don't see you on 'em!
Annoying Boy on Bus A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom...
An Ugly Position What's the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents.
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we...
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